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QGL Finals 2000 - Q3CTF Teams

MAX - Maximum Slaw
Currrent Ranking: #1

Members: Saint, Acid, Limps, Kvastr, Metal, Ineffable, Lycomedes, Damage Inc.

Clan Age: About 1 year old.

Clan's Favourite Map: Q3WCTF2 for CTF and Q3DM6 for TeamDM.

Who will win the CTF comp: MAX.

Clan Info: MAX was formed after the first QGL season by Acid and Saint, and was primarily a CTF clan, however they now also play (and dominate) TeamDM and RA3. MAX is maw caw than slaw!

Most Memorable Clan Moment: Slapping down TLG in TeamDM in any games played against them, and slapping down GZI in CTF in any games played against them.

GZI - Gouzuku Ikkikitousen
Currrent Ranking: #2

Members: Avalon, Bad, GreyMATr, Lash and Storm

Clan Age: About as old as Jude's mums' usual customers, and Jim's preferred age of boy - about 2.5 years

Clan's Favourite Map: The ones where our opponents forfeit, or we play the aforementioned pretty boy, pansy tight wearing poncing mirror staring clan, but mainly on q3wctf2 And as2m7, that awesome q2ctf blue favouring cheap defensive map

Who will win the CTF comp: Depends if our plan to take over the world and break everyone's spirit (and hands) works or not, otherwise the clan that wastes the most j0r hours playing to the max.

Clan Info: The greatest aspect of our clan is the awesome teamplay we show. Whenever one of us is in danger, the rest of us are around to help cause trouble. Whether it be inciting fights, taking over lame online comps or just general annoyance, GreyMATr leads the way and we follow. Our favourite pastime includes teaching this other pretty boy, bandana and muscle shirt wearing, non-shaving (and unnamed) clan how real men look at monitors, move a mouse and press keys. We know who wears the pants in THAT relationship.
Every now and then we also play the odd game, and for that we bear with the usual gaggle of 13 and 14 year old groupies, and although they offer great opportunities, we are unfortunately not in Tasmania. Luckily we are all friends in real life (we have lives?) and over 18 years in age (apart from Bad), so you can expect us around for a while longer at least.
Surprisingly we also like a good close game of q3ctf (and sometimes teamdm), and we also enjoy surprising max and j0r by going surprisingly well.

Most Memorable Clan Moment: Actually winning some games, and then flogging some member obsessed, hair grooming, always-flexing clan. Seriously, our most memorable moment was beating some doom loving, sheep obsessed, men swooning, perfume wearing, Robert Jordan loving clan of cool people. Although I hear they did make the 3 girls in attendance over the age of 18 swoon at some stage, and therefore they earned the title of the worlds premiere *swoon* clan. (No offence intended Asha'swoon)

j0r - j0r
Currrent Ranking: #3

Members: BoBa, Cypress, Ducker, Kuang11, Sh4d, xTreMe

Clan Age: 1 year.

Clan's Favourite Map: test_bigbox

Who will win the CTF comp: MAX.

Clan Info: Previously FDK and before that most of our members came from vortex. Made up of mostly mates.

Most Memorable Clan Moment: Oh yeah the GZI thing they wanted to fight us cause they thought we were cheating and reaps and Avalon were going at each other ready to biff it up.

CFu - Cold Fusion
Currrent Ranking: #4

Members: Badkarma, Knossos, FactorX, resilient, Fork

Clan Age: About 1 year now.

Clan's Favourite Map: q3dm6 :D, mad duel, teamdm and ra3 map.

Who will win the CTF comp: I think all of the top 4 stand a chance :P

Clan Info: Were a group of friends that play q3 together as a clan and sometimes CS (ghey), we attend QGL and GGF regularly, and usually enter any teamdm/duel comps that are running.

Most Memorable Clan Moment: The 6v6 CTF match against BAM! was heaps fun.

Asha - Asha'man
Currrent Ranking: #5

Members: plok's penis, trog's penis, stagrrr's penis, rukh's penis, and jim. Obviously we're pretty proud of our line up. Obviously we're pretty proud of our line up. Arguably the biggest members in the community.. and Jim's not too bad.

Clan Age: Our mighty members have been putting TLG to shame since qtest. As you can appreciate, four years is a long time for even our stalwart members to remain tall and true, yet fear not, we show no sign of flagging.

Clan's Favourite Map: Obviously the leaked IHV. Our unique focus (see above) demands alternative training techniques. A typical training session sees our formidable members each fighting for the right to stand in front of the mirror the longest.

Who will win the CTF comp: Well as to which team will walk away with the most frags or caps.. we don't really know. But after seeing our members' ability to bear themselves proud and erect for over 4 years, and all the mirror work we've been putting in lately, I can tell you what asha'man will be walking away with after the comp...

Clan Info: Ok, whilst most other teams pride themselves on their skill, teamplay, strategies and tactics, we opt for a more unorthodox focus. Eschewing all the facets of gameplay that the seemingly more successful teams employ, we just like to look good. Since the original Armageddon it hasn't been uncommon for not so hushed whispers from the crowd babes to float over to us along the lines of "omg, asha are hot" or this, "asha *swoon*" often this crowd favourite, "I want asha's babies" etc.

Most Memorable Clan Moment: Well, I can't recall which QGL it was, but we were having a pretty bad day. Trog had forgotten his bandanna, Stagrrr had accidentally put on a t-shirt instead of a muscle shirt, Rukh missed his monthly shave AGAIN, Jim was there, and really only Plok was keeping Asha in contention. We'd shown signs of lifting once or twice, but we just couldn't bring it up all the way. For a few hours we continued thus, down.. up.. down.. up.. down .. up. It was beginning to chafe even our stalwart members. Things were grim, luckily sensing our need, a couple of fine women who were in the area walked into the hall. Asha lifted faster than other clans probably thought possible. With an appreciative audience once more, our members finally screamed out of the up down action that had gripped us for hours, to explode triumphantly into the worlds premiere *swoon* clan.


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